Digitally Born

Dude .. you totally should have been there .. first .. we went to this bitching restaurant called Smokeybones .. at first I was like Whoa! .. but then I was a like Whoooaaa!!

Ok .. enough of the dumb surfer accent ..

But seriously .. it was a night of minor epic proportions. Smokeybones then Finigans (spelled that wrong, I’m sure), then Carrie’s house for some hot dickings .. oh wait .. no .. that last part didn’t happen .. I mean .. we DID go to Carrie’s house .. but there were no dickings .. unless you count Wally being molested.
Anyways .. I brought along a friend, Steph (hey buddy!) .. so here’s the rollcall: Andrea, Carrie, Chelsea, Steph, and myself. You really can’t beat a 1.5:1 ratio. I mean .. 3 boobs for each of us!

At some point at smokeybones, there was something about giving a baby a bit of whiskey or something .. wait .. yeah .. it was the people sitting behind Chelsea and I .. the guy totally dipped his finger in whiskey and gave it to his infant child .. with a grunt, he exclaimed, “That’ll shut the lil’ bastard up!” Ok, I made that last bit up .. but he was a little over-enthusiastic about giving his newborn alcohol. What’s wrong with society? Oh yeah, dumb people.
Again .. fabulous times and with increasingly fabulous people. I really can’t ask for much more. I really think this is the best groups of friends I’ve committed to in a long while. I don’t want to belittle the quality of people in the Mike/Poker crowd .. I never fully committed to that group, not because of them, but because of my life in general at the time. But the group that extends outward from Carrie has treated me very well thus far. I look forward to many more fun and drunken orgies nights with them.